Top Ten Thursday: Baseball-Reference.com Sponsorships We’d Like to See

If you’re not aware, Baseball-Reference.com allows people to buy sponsorships for player pages on their site.  Most of the time, these sponsorships are purchased for legitimate reasons, such as promoting an ad or a website.  Other times, the sponsorship powers are used for good, such as when somebody bought a sponsorship for John Lackey’s page under the name of infamous American traitor Benedict Arnold.  Now that is the kind of idea I think we can all get on board with, so with that in mind, here are some other such sponsorships that I’d like to see.

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  1. Jeff Mathis: Sponsored by Mario Mendoza, for obvious reasons.
  2. Vernon Wells: It doesn’t matter who sponsors it, so long as they pay at least three times what B-R is charging (h/t to @AntiGlib for that one)
  3. Jered Weaver: Sponsored by the New York Yankees, since that is who he is probably going to be playing for in 2013.
  4. Brandon Wood: Brought to you by the Letter K.
  5. Joakim Soria: Sponsored by Chris Berman, the self-professed guru of stupid nicknames.  If Soria wants to shed his tremendously cool Mexicutioner nickname so badly, he needs a stark reminder that he better be careful what he wishes for.  Congrats, Joakim “Cold” Soria.
  6. Mike Trout: Sponsored by Arte Moreno because the future of his franchise pretty much entirely depends on Trout making good on all of his hype.
  7. Dusty Baker: Sponsored by Resolve Carpet Cleaner, the best product for getting all those nasty human feces stains out of your dugout floor!
  8. Gary Matthews Junior: The official player of FailBlog.org.
  9. Scott Kazmir: Sponsored by the FBI’s Missing Persons database.  Have you seen this man’s slider or velocity?  If so, please contact the local authorities.
  10. Carl Crawford: Sponsored by Gordon Gecko because “greed is good.”
Garrett Wilson

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