Top Ten Thursday: Nicknames for the Angel Lineup

I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of trying to think of new and different ways to describe the general ineptitude of the Angel offense.  I am literally running out of adjectives.  But rather than endlessly thumb through a thesaurus, I’ve got a better idea: let’s come up with a nickname for this lousy lineup that encapsulates their awfulness.  That way, we can just use that all the time and save a lot of trouble.

Hello My Name Is

  1. Scioscia’s Slappies
  2. The Red LOB-sters
  3. The Lineup That Situational Hitting Forgot
  4. Shutout Waiting to Happen
  5. The Neverending 0-2 Count
  6. Torii and the GIDPs
  7. Hatcher’s Hacks
  8. The Young and the Powerless
  9. Reagins’ Folly
  10. The Best Lineup That Money Couldn’t Buy
Garrett Wilson

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Garrett Wilson is the founder and Supreme Overlord of and editor at The Outside Corner. He's an Ivy League graduate, but not from one of the impressive ones. You shouldn't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he is angry.