What’s it going to take for the Angels to bench Vernon Wells?

Vernon WellsThey said he couldn’t be any worse than he was in 2011.  They were wrong.  This summer, the LA Angels and Mike Scioscia disdainfully present “Vernon Wells: Suck Harder!”

Yes, it is true.  No, that fake movie teaser isn’t real, but the part about Vernon Wells actually finding a way to be even worse than he was in his disastrous 2011 campaign is.  Yes, his batting average is higher this season, but most everything else about his offensive production has gotten worse.

  • His already pitiful walk rate of 3.8% in 2011 is down to 3.2% this season.
  • His power has tailed off, as shown by his ISO dropping from .194 to .175.
  • He has already grounded into five double plays after rolling into eight all of last year.
  • This is where it gets real bad, he is swinging at career-high percentage of pitches out of the strike zone at 36.8%.
  • Even worse, he is making contact with 79.0% of those out-of-zone pitches, which blows is blows his former career-best out of the water and is generally just an absurdly high percentage. That isn’t a good thing.

The only things he has going for him is a higher average, better BABIP and an improved line drive rate, which surely all go hand-in-hand.  I suppose that is reason for hope, but only if you are desperately seeking out such reasons, which I don’t think anybody is.  The reality is that while his batting average is up, his already miserable plate discipline has eroded further.

To me though, the most telling stat for Wells this season is his fWAR of -0.1.  That’s not a typo, he has a negative fWAR.  He is worse than a replacement-level player, which means the Halos would be better off with a generic AAA scrub in Vernon’s place.

That makes me angry.  It makes me angry because it isn’t as if the Angels have no alternative to Wells other than an anonymous minor league scrub, they have Peter Bourjos who showed last season that he is capable of being a very useful and productive player.  But this isn’t even about Bourjos and the grave injustice of him being relegated to the bench.  No, this is about why Mike Scioscia feels compelled to give Wells the benefit of the doubt at all.

We all know the financial investment involved in Wells and that no doubt plays a role, but listening to Mike Scioscia, he isn’t playing Wells out of obligation, he’s playing him because, as he said over the weekend, “we have confidence in what he can do.”  I’m not exactly sure what Scioscia thinks Vernon “can do” but there are mountains of statistical evidence that it isn’t playing baseball well.

And like a juror on the O.J. Simpson trial, Mike Scioscia has ignored the mountain of incontrovertible evidence to play Wells almost every single day.  Despite his unparalleled ineptitude, Wells has played in 33 of the Angels’ 36 games this season.  Only Albert Pujols (ugh) has played in more games for the Halos.  This is what is known as failing upwards.

There just isn’t an explanation.  None at all, and that, my friends, is the scariest notion of all.  With no valid explanation for why Wells keeps getting playing time, we can’t determine what it will take for him to stop getting playing time.  It doesn’t take a big leap of logic to deduce that there is no criteria that Wells would have to meet, or not meet as it were, for him to finally be banished to the bench.

That feeling you just got was a chill of terror running down your spine.

Garrett Wilson

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Garrett Wilson is the founder and Supreme Overlord of Monkeywithahalo.com and editor at The Outside Corner. He's an Ivy League graduate, but not from one of the impressive ones. You shouldn't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he is angry.