HELP WANTED: Write for Monkey with a Halo!

Do you like the baseball?

Do you like the Angels?

Do you know how to turn on a computer and use the keyboard and stuff?

Are you willing to provide slave labor work for free?

If so, you're in luck! We at are looking to add more writers to our top-notch staff. If you meet the following requirements or are morally bankrupt enough to lie about it, then we want to hire you:

–Must be an Angels fan. All violators of this requirement will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

–Must have a unique perspective or field of expertise. Sorry, but we're not looking for someone who can write good press release copy.

–Must be able to write on at least a semi-regular schedule. I'm not your mom and don't have time to harass you to make sure your homework is done.

–Must be able to press the spell check button. Seriously, this seems to be a lot harder than you would think.


We are specifically looking for someone who can contribute weekly columns and/or provide game recaps once or twice per week. If you think you can provide something out of the box like video, audio or art content, that would also be of particular interest.

If interested, please send two writing samples and at least three additional ideas for article topics as well as any qualifications you feel are relevant to monkeywithahalo(at)gmail(dot)com. If not interested, take an inventory of your life, go to your room and do some serious thinking.

Garrett Wilson

About Garrett Wilson

Garrett Wilson is the founder and Supreme Overlord of and editor at The Outside Corner. He's an Ivy League graduate, but not from one of the impressive ones. You shouldn't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he is angry.