The Mariner Menace
In case you missed the memo, apparently everyone is supposed to be scared of the Seattle Mariners now. I’m not…
Month: January 2010
Halo Headlines – 1/14/10
The Story: Angel farmhand Roberto Toribio was suspended for performance-enhancing drugs. The Monkey Says: Toribio has spent the last two…
Halo Headlines – 1/13/10
The Story: A memorial service for Rory Markas will be held on Thursday. The Monkey Says: The event is a…
And the Winner Is…
It is finally time for me to name my brand spanking new favorite Angel player. I know I promised this…
Halo Headlines – 1/12/09
The Story: Mike Scioscia and Brian Fuentes are being honored by the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum. The Monkey Says: Scioscia…
Chapped About Chapman
Tony Reagins must not be a big Star Wars fan because if he was, he would know that there is…
Halo Headlines – 1/11/10
The Story: Vladimir Guerrero is officially a Texas Ranger. The Monkey Says: And I am sick to my stomach. This…
Replacing Lackey the Leader
It has been a few weeks now but I am still trying to come to grips with John Lackey fleeing…
Halo Headlines – 1/8/10
The Story: The Texas Rangers reportedly made Vladimir Guerrero a one-year, $7 million contract offer. The Monkey Says: Seriously, can…
Halo Headlines – 1/7/10
The Story: The Angels face a tough call when it comes to replacing Rory Markas. The Monkey Says: The popular…