My fourth wedding anniversary is coming up in a few weeks, so I am trying to brainstorm some gift ideas (candlesticks always make a nice gift).  So, naturally I turned to the good ol’ internets for some help.  Imagine my surprise when I found out the fourth wedding anniversary is the fruit anniversary.

Seriously?  I am supposed to give my wife a banana for our anniversary (sexual innuendo NOT intended).  I know it is the thought that counts, but I’m pretty sure I am going to be sleeping on the lawn if I give my wife a fruit basket.  Whoever decided upon these anniversary themes is clearly an idiot.

fruit hat

Worst.  Anniversary gift.  Ever.

So, help a brother out and leave some good fruit-based gift ideas in the comment section.

Here are a few other topics for you to discuss amongst yourselves:

  • So, is it wrong of me to root for Jake Locker to be a greasefire at QB for the Titans so that he can join the Angel farm system immediately?
  • OK, I know this is supposed to be open discussion time, but if anyone brings up the royal wedding, they get banned.  No questions asked.
  • Looks like no more hockey talk will take place in this space.  Both Southern California teams got knocked out in the first round.  Stanely Cup FAIL.

Or just feel free to bring up a non-Angels topic of your own.  I don’t really care (as long as you keep it clean) because it’s Friday.