- The Story: The Angels are only getting about one statistical win by signing Fernando Rodney. The Monkey Says: This signing just keeps looking better and better.
- The Story: The Fernando Rodney signing is already being rated one of the worst of the season. The Monkey Says: Ugh. Just, ugh.
- The Story: The Darren Oliver signing rates quite well with the statheads. The Monkey Says: I continue to be confounded by the Angels willingness to give Fernando Rodney two million dollars more to sign the lesser Fernando Rodney than they would have had to give to Darren Oliver.
- The Story: Four former Angels will be riding the City of Anaheim’s float in the Rose Parade: Troy Percival, Mark Langston, Chuck Finley and Bobby Grich. The Monkey Says: Nice to see the City of Anaheim has finally taken that stick out of their butt after the whole team name change fiasco.