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Monkeying Around Before the Break

It’s time for another edition of Monkeying Around as we get ready for the All-Star break.  And let me tell you, the Rally Monkey really needs those three days off for the All-Star Game so he can do something about this weak ass offense. Sleep, little monkey,...

Halo Headlines – 7/8/10

The Story: Landing Paul Konerko is now wishful thinking for the Angels.   The Monkey Says: The Halos have long coveted Konerko and he was considered a top trade target for them when Kendry Morales went down, but since then the White Sox have gotten hot and are now...

Help Wanted: DH Platoon Mate

It took some digging and all my super hacker computer skills to find it, but I managed to crack the Angels’ internal mainframe recently.  After doing so, I stumbled across a job posting of great interest, check it out. JOB DESCRIPTION: Professional baseball team...

Halo Headlines – 7/7/10

The Story: Jered Weaver has been named to the AL All-Star team… almost.   The Monkey Says: Jered will take CC Sabathia’s place on the roster because Sabathia will pitch Sunday, but it won’t be official until Sabathia throws a pitch that day. ...

Halo Headlines – 7/6/10

The Story: Juan Rivera might play today.   The Monkey Says: It sounds like he has finally figured this eye problem out and should be back soon if he still can’t go today. The Story: Maicer Izturis is on the road back from injury.   The Monkey Says: It sounds...

Halo Headlines – 7/5/10

The Story: Torii Hunter was the only Angel named to the All-Star team.   The Monkey Says: That makes no sense.  How do the hosts of the game and a pretty good team in a major media market get just one player on the team?  Jered Weaver got totally hosed (more on that...